#KickedUPCreamCheeseCookieMuffitnTop...

Happy SONDAY!  Hit me with the best shot and fire will be on its way. All I concocted was a wee bit of whiskey, a splash of Welches grape, Rubyred fruit, and Florida orange juices.  And they willing joined forces, creating the black pepper pink pussy-cat/cayenne infused shoot 'em up shot.  This breakfast is a power-punch on the fly.  I am not a DR., yet, but take one shot of this, some b12s and my soon to be famous #KickedUPCreamCheeseCookieMuffitnTops, but don't call in the morning..."2getherWeThrive." C.G.M

Purple Urkel Open Face Grilled Stew...

'This is the day that the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad', I ate...Who say's stay inside!  Well let's have an open face grilled stew.  Enjoy the peace.

Jalapeno 4 Cheese Fatback Meatloaf Burger...

Good Friday, you beautiful peeps!  'Welcome to Carlo's burger, "How may I take your order?" Not much to verbally express here, but damn...

Big Texas Beef Pot Roasted/Pork Loin Grilled Cheese!

I'ma keep this story short!...Lots of LUV and LABOR, you can only get this here!  Talk about slow cooked roast beef, pork loin, rainbow peppers and straight-up Chee sss EEE...'Becoming'!

Simply The Beast Of Trenched Subwiches+Mesquite Honey Onion Circles...

Italian sausage links, whiskey/scotch meatballs, pulled pork loin and shredded sirloin steak? But waitttt...politely bash all the above concoctions in a peaceful crockpot until all are married, having their split different tenderness.  I started making love to this dish about 11:30 am AZ time...currently, the clock strikes 4:45 as this is being pre-written, shit being bored waiting on this master subwich; gotta do something with my ADHD considered.  Hold up if you order now, you'll get a side of beer battered soaked mesquite blossom honey handmade onion rings, with a sour cream french onion horseradish mustard dip....Also, just wanted to give a shout out to the black label J.W, Sierra Nevadas Tropical Tornado, and Superstition Meadery...they added crazy life to my masterpiece fo-shizzle. This is not your little guys subwich but welcomes the equal opportunity.  Well, I am back from the war kitchen with an overstuffed belly. And in my biased opinion, this beast will challenge 'Man vs. Food'... come get this bad mother!

Jalapeno Infused No Egg Fried Chicon' Limbs...

"If the offering is a burnt offering from the herd, you are to offer a male without defect. You must present it at the entrance to the tent of meeting so that it will be acceptable to the Lord." So we have 'FRIED CHICKEN'...beer battered, no egg, white wine vinegar, half+half and jalapeno juice.  Can I get an AMEN!

Spicy Con Queso Pancake Burger...

Wake up Phoenicians, it's going to be a scorching day, well least for my blood...so start out strong! Try a morning fat burger, buttered buff pancake buns with a side of dark milk...chocolate just in case the noggin is not comprehending the metaphor, LMFAO. Anywho get some meat! And I appreciate all of you! "2gether We Feast Better." C.G.M

Spiked-UP Meat-Ball-Cock-Tail Stroken-Off...'yes he did'...C.G.M

So just killed my walk with the dogs and what better option of revitalizing energy than some delicious carbs!  They soaked, they fried, they swam in a bowl of garlic onion sour cream plus alfredo sauce.  Added a shot of rich Puerto Rican clear rum, toast some thangs up and voila a cocktail for lunch, hope it helps the fire..."In Order 2 Have Genuine Peace It Must Derive From The Core." C.G.M

Romano Red Pepper Parmesan Fingers And Raisin Slaw...

Gooday to all you wonderful souls.  It was an interesting yesterday, I must sigh through this one...because, I had a taste for some KFC and was utterly let down. The cleanliness of this Chandler's joint was a mess, I blogged it, so hopefully it gets addressed.  Anyway, as you can see I went home frustrated, gasless and time wasted. But, no fear I made my freaking own batch.  Shit, my rendition is way better!

Vanilla Rum Big Flappy+Bacon Grilled Steak!...

Good-Sunday is upon us and ready to shine down on the unhappy spirits, blessing them with this marvelous spectacle.  So sunny-side it up, sear, fry and bake your way to heaven!  "If You Like Me, Then I like You."  C.G.M

Devin Bookers GoldN' Boy Double Stack Burger!

Today is a new life for many of us and why not start the day with GOLD!  It's not just 'gold in them there hills'...Meatloaf fat burgers only visit once in a blue moon, so don't blink!  This is for the PHX SUNS golden boy DBooker.  He has that golden touch, coupled with that mixed golden skin, lmao! We are on the up with our b2b double stacked win! #GOorange...C.G.M