Sunday, May 28, 2017

Cayenne Butter-Scotch/Caramel Whoopies!




There is nothing like that fresh morning baked chocolate aroma, flooding the senses with 'OMG', what just happened!  These little dudes are damn tasty.  So, do the normal baking thang, eggs, milk, flour, baking soda etc., ...then splash a note of cayenne, salt, pepper, and cinnamon.  Use a scooping device or roll into balls.  Use a mix of salted butter/EVOO, just enough to cover baking pan.  Bake @ a 375 temp until they rise and the toothpick comes out clean.  It is ok to buy some whipped cream, but it is easily made, check below. Hold the phone...spoon on or top off with some butter-scotch-caramel!

  1. Place mixer bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 20 minutes to chill.
  2. Pour heavy whipping cream, sugar and vanilla into the cold bowl and whisk on high speed until medium to stiff peaks forms, about 1 minute.
  3. Do not over beat.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Maple Bacon Chicken Breast Fajitas

Have a happy and safe Memorial Day!  If one needs a fiesta in the mouth before the pre-partying, check out this quickie.  So here we go; get ready...Sear a phat breast in a puddle of maple bacon fat, agitated by that La Yu chili oil + a few shakes of kicken' chicken seasonings...The entertainment is about to begin.  Thin down some yellow onions and have a stir fry dance.  Then roll some flour, black peppered buttered tortillas with a swiss cheese accent hidden as 'the secret'.  Eat, Relax, Party!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Maple-Bacon Fried Chicken Legz+Dirty Veggie Rice...

Good Thursday beautiful people!  This will be simple as 1, 2, 3...fry your chicken legs in a maple bacon fat arena, chop up the 'holy trinity of veggies'...boldly mix with a delectable, deserved fried rice.  Then steal some room tempered pepper jack cheese and slap a few slices under the hood of those black peppered buttered flatbreads.  Heat, Eat...Then Sleep.  Thank me later:-)

Sunday, May 21, 2017

High Octane Spicy Hurricane Chicon' Nugget Breakfast! C.G.M


Good Day To Y'all! This is a pretty straightforward breakfast.  However, to spice it up...have an overnighter of your favorite             concocted wet batter, I used a high octane beer, plus season to taste.  Samurai some tatoes...chip style, that is, and cube that fat breast. Deep Fry all of them in a pool of liquid gold..then plate with a spicy mustard/cayenne pepper salsa.  Shake off that couch and get owght.  I really appreciate you guy/gals for the continued support!  "You're In Control Of Your Own Shadow" C.G.M

Thursday, May 11, 2017

#BreakfastFeastDoggyStyle!

Hey, I decided 2 show a different skillset...LMAO~...This is pretty straight forward, but pets need love 2!

Monday, May 8, 2017

...#OrangeFireBlisster! Liquid Breakfast?

Good day to all! Need a morning fix? This is just for you, a healthy drink that comes in a liquid format. Get up, get out and start something. Try some love of Orange Soda, Orange Liqueur, Florida O.J, Mandarin Juices, Red Cayenne Pepper and Tekillya Gold! Make it a fast day for that ever so thrust, quenching liquid breakfast around the world.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Grilled A-1 Meatz & Flat Maize Tortillas...


Get up and meet face 2 face with some meat! Season up some pork chops, with bone-in of course...soak some sausage look-a-likes in beer, butter, lemon and white wine vinegar sauce.  Hey, call me greedy, but don't stop there...add your specialized seasonings for that scrumptious plump chicken breast, I used A-1 dry /garlic and herb rub.  I didn't have room for the steak, this time out...LMBO.  Then grill your amazed flatbreads in EVOO and the juices of excretion from the others.  "Make an eating moment & the smiles won't be lost." C.G.M

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Black-Ranch Chili Bean Carne Asada Fiesta! #Blaxakin'style...




Happy belated Cinco De Mayo!...This is the BOAB(beast of all beef)!  Read my last post to see what this exotic creature was made of and all its fruitful juices. I patiently, drained black/ranch style chili beans; soaked them in 2killya/Lemon, red wine vinegar-jalapeno juice...then they hit the tanning bed fryer- quickly shoved them to the famous Zatarains yellow rice mix-party, for a mouthy pow-wow!  Garnish with a 4 cheese rolled corn gluten free flat bread+half green onions...spoon a layer of hot salsa on top, tease the meat with some ' Baby Rays' soul oil...Plate it all after a few loved hours, but please don't call the police.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Juices R Us Carne Asada Stuffed Burro...


Happy EL Cuarto... Pre-Cinco De Mayo!  I am just going to lay it out there...marinate a chunk beef roast for about 3hrs.  Then crockpot the beast for another 4hrs with FL orange, Lemon/Lime, cranberry + apple juices, an IPA brew, EVOO and unsalted butter; a whole stick or stick&half...@ the last moment before locking him up, pour on some E&J and white wine vinegar.  When complete, sprinkle some mediterranean sea salt, ground black pepper, and a few shouts of A-1 Rub...bake for 5 min @ 325d.  Dress him up, take a shot of sweetness or something taking the edge off the exhaustive, extra long day...Blake Odom, said, "Damn" then devoured 2 fat ones...thank god I got mine!  Make it a day 2 'R.E.L.A.X'!

Monday, May 1, 2017

Poor People's Fancy Ramen


Well hello, beautiful people out there!  It hath been awhile, I hope all you have made it peacefully.  Hey, what can I say about this dish...Oooh, its just dressed Up ramen noodles.  "It's so fancy, but yall already knowwww"...This mesh only cost me a $ Less.  I tossed a devils egg, broccoli shavings, lemon, corn, and jalapenos all in that bowl your salivating over...splash of lime and let the heavens sing!

Hot Chocolate Baby Rum

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