Jalapeno Baconfest!

Good A.M, hopefully, we are all here this grateful day of life.  Welp, this is not just perfectly seasoned home made hash browns.  This is not just fluffy garlic & buttermilk soft eggs.  This is not just grilled milk stout brewed beer hot links.  This is not just bacon soaked in jalapeno juices.  As a matter of fact, this is not just a dream. Wake up this is real...Go ahead try it!

Grown Folks Roasted Ranch Red Pepper Garden.

Hey, Hey, Hey... Hopefully, the day has brought many of you wonderful individuals' another fresh perspective of whatever. Maybe this water based 100% delectable veggie bowl, will jolt or ignite your hype and energize that soul.  Everyone, can conjure up a green snack, but not like this...well at least not yet, lol.  Simplistically put, use the above ingredients.  Then invite some special guest, lets say, butter crackers; chili cheese chips and cheese sprinkles, replacing that old with that "New New!"  Don't forget to be generous with that dill/cilantro life, they are wild...Top her off with my concocted Ranch/Roasted Red Pepper mix.  Sip a Lemon Lime Mimosa and your off in the clouds.

The Bone-Yard Beast Burro!

Say hello to your next bestie.  This double stuffed chicken burro was broken down on the side of the road for some time.  I rescued it with some crockpot love oils and natural herbal fuels.  She is back up and running with a Caliente flair.  Talk about surrendering 2 fat chicken breast and 5 lean legs to their flavorful grave.  If, you would like to indulge that unsatisfied feeling with this off the bone feast, get all messy, slop-it-up dirty hands...Then, "Do It!" A wise brotha man once said..."Remembering That Food Is Not Just For Nuriousment, But Freedom & Fun Is The Key To The Artists Soul" C.G.M

Sweet 'Mother May Eye'...An Herbal Elixir!

Get ready for your treat of the day...It's flippin' hot, humid, musty, clammy and yawl down right need this drank!  So, check out the above proof of everlasting genuine love. Thus, thereafter, this day will bring you much more peace to the oasis that haunts your noggin. I mean come on peoples...champagne, O.J, Cuervo mixed with other friends, so get the already to party bottle. Breakout a few dashes of cilantro, table salt, an onion straw, with that jalapeno ring.  Then a few splashes of that crispy mouth watering sprite, wait...'Red Sugar Sprinkles', yep...whatttt! That is 'all she wrote'..."We Shalt, Not Only Eat; but Promote & Permit Peace Through Our Foods" C.G.M

Fire-Cracker Soaked Links & Bud Light Platinum Garlic Chops.

I hope that everyone had a great 4th, all went as planned and the safety bus took yall back accordingly.  We all are cognizant of what belongs on the griddle during these hot times...So this is no exception to the BBQ rules of engagement. The only difference here is that these babies soaked for 4 hours in cayenne, black pepper, Tapatio hot sauce, Slavo heat seasoning and Bud Light Platinum.  Then tossed in a few garlic cloves, Italian herbs.  And, you guessed it...butter everywhere.  By the way, I had to break my no meat diet for this special outing.  I hope all of the cool peeps that were there, enjoyed the feast, as this was a sporadic event.  Unfortunately, some will have to wait until the next round!

Miami Dolphins Fire Wings + Onion Garlic Cayenne Mashed Tatoes

Well, what a fantastically hot damn day!  So, why not some more fire.  It is baseball season and either you are out basting or frying in this AZ sizzler.  Anywho, how about some friendly fried wings and some fresh onion/garlic & cayenne mixed mashed tatoes!  This is a very basic fry, "even a caveman can do it!" So, do the egg wash thingy...be sure to pour some beer in with the wet batter, for the homies. Preheat the medium pot so that the oil doesn't burn.  Channel your basic frying techniques, but add the hot sauce before and after the wings are crispy.  Then, steam, don't boil them Russel potatoes with butter, EVOO, Italian dressing; until you can stick a fork in it. Check for that fluffy flaking appearance...add some even shakes of a ranch, a half bar of salted butter; invite some chives+paprika, pour a cold one...and just relax.