Friday, December 30, 2016

AZCardinalsLastSoup-er! SageButteredSweetCornBread...


I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT IS A CRISP BEAUTIFUL DAY IN AZ, WOOHOO ITS HELLA NICE. THE CLOUDS ARE JUST CRUISING BY PATIENTLY AND THEN THOSE SMELLS...IF I HAD THE PLEASURE OF YOU PEEK-A-BOOING ME THANKS KINDLY, APPRECIATE THE HITS!  HOPEFULLY, ONE RECALLS MY PREVIOUS MEAT HEARTY STEW SOUP LESS THAN A DAY AGO? WELL, CHECK OUT THIS HYPED-UP MAKEOVER.  AS WE ALL SOMEWHAT SLEPT THROUGH THE NITE, "NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING,"...JUST KIDDING, BUT, IT WAS RIDING HAWAII WAVES IN MY HEAD.  ANYWHO, BEFORE GETTING DEVOURED, I ALLOWED THE SOUP CREATION TO PEACEFULLY MARINATE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.  THEN ABOUT 5:30am I PLANTED SOME RED PEPPER FLAKES, FRESH LEMON, DIRTY SUE STOPPED BY FROM CALLY AND AROMATIC BITTERS FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM THE MAINLAND OF T+T ISLANDS TO SPLASH AROUND.  TALK ABOUT A PARTY IN THE MOUTH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE READING IN CAPS! ITS FEELS LIKES REAL LOVE...#GOBIRDSLASTWIN!...C.G.M

Louisiana Breakfas $piced Fried Rice...

Whatttt, wait, nooo, Fried Rice in the AM?  Well, grandma always said getcho best in the mornings!  I woke up before the sun had time to brighten the gloomy sky and stretch out its gleaming rays, thinking Asian baby...Whereas, you see how my mixed thoughts turned out...added a few splashes of Negro suds, a garlic paste, unsalted butter, and ladies plus gents we have it... snausages and bed of yummy!  Hello, onlookers, thx for your time, most of all may the heavens bless those tummies.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Crackering You Up A Bit And Watermeloning You Down...


Please stop, whatever is happening right now, just stop! The hustle and bustle of a possible stress driven society is all over!  I suggest kicking off those hard working shoes, hit-up that special soothing sound and just R.E.L.A.X...Maybe a mimosa for that stunning woman napping next to your ass every night or he is a hunk-in-a bunk deserving a brew and some of your snack:-)...Either way, share it or not this is playable anytime.  Get the good stuff in ya!

Red Fire Italian Seasoned Parmesan Cheese Beef Pot Soup...



As the days of cold chills, shivering bones and shattering teeth hold strong.  We have to EAT through an abrasive winter and not allow an invasion of our brittle bodies.  Go away freeze and take the blanketing clouds.  However, if staying home, unknotting, reading the paper, yes it still happens, lol...or whateves, just chomp down on some hearty earthiness!  Enjoy this Red Fire Italian Seasoned Parmesan Cheese Beef Pot Soup.  The coolest of gentlemen's Pete said this, "Wowwww this is some good stuff." So get cooking and pour a little Watkins Bourbon in for the homies...C.G.M

A Chocolate Kitty-Catty Kahlua Granola Crumb-latte'...



The Sun still hasn't lifted itself beyond the horizon with many of you dormant sleepers dreaming away, but I am happy yall can.  Whelp, if somebody decides to awake soon maybe one can paste their eyes on this delight.  "Reach out and touch someone," take a pixel of this Chocolate Islander!  Woooo, she is a smokin' hottie pottie with some heat...Well get2 Waking and make what you see...oh shhh, don't forget the #CHOCOLATE MINTCREAMOFLOVE...C.G.M

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Surf and Turf The Waters 4 This Pacific Lobster Bowl!


I recall the scene as an interesting moment of a blistering day.  I am busy around the casa, chest out, pumped muscles and a little perspire.  Needless to say, most of these meals are represented at this wonderful dwelling.  So anyhow, Shara, the sweetest of heart-warming Irish souls strolls upward to beat the flight of stairs tossing these succulent bad boys on the speckled gray counter top.  I say surprisingly, of course, WTF and my faded eyes enlarged with a  delightful smile planted all over on my face.  It has been a min since this style of food luxury fell on my palate.  The pondering heightens and the bulb light comes on, what can be done outside of the normal bake or just steaming for Ruby The Red?  How about a shot of Honey Mead, lemon, and a light Parmesan butter sauce.  Then toss some mixtures of jumbo pink prawns and bright broccoli heads.  And last but not least, put the Mexican 4 cheese G-Bread to rest.  We all eat the same, just some minor changes! C.G.M

Crock Pot Roast Shredded Carne Asada Fiesta!

Happy hour is upon on us, but I apologize that you guys won't make this go around.  However, if one chooses to venture off to the Southwest borders there might be some luck. And Man O' Man the salivating of mouth watering heavenly Enchantedladas, Jalapeno Pinto Beans Fried Rice that didn't miss her, and some cheesy flats won't be there!  Please, don't leave out the shredded chicken you say?  Ooook...the chicon is flooded with Modelo and Wild Turkey Cilantro Mashed Refried Legumes ...Holy Latino Bateman is about right!  Peace be with all as we are ONE!...C.G.M

Pop-Belly Filipino Adobo Pickled Mustard Burger

It's lunch and munch time, make sure that your passports are ready as the cruise begins!  This right here...is the new "Thriller In Manila." My sorta X-ie, whose DNA has Spanish and Filipina ancestry seeping through her veins, licked her thick lips and one could read the hyper deliciousness written all over...But, baby all this goes in my intestinal dungeon.  Eat wild, be curious and say no mas of these trendy dishes and go Carlo!...C.G.M

A Drunks Pulled Porky Samwhich!

Say helloooo daddy, whatcha got there!  Well, let me tellya.  This multi any sport, equal opportunty to get your face smothered type of sloppy isn't for the ones lacking a healthy vigor.  Whereas, adjoining fellers, like the Becks Pilsner, yes some of us Colored folks appreciate a smooth German crispy, LMAO...OOOOH, Jim Kentucky Beam, and La or EL Tekillya will be "Getting Down With The Get Down" at halftime with this flavorful beast...C.G.M

$mokin' Charred Asianatic Teriyaki /Jamaican Jerk Rum Ribs!

Hold the phone...This will make you slap someone upside the noggin!  Anywho, this delectable dish appears to be handcuffed to the normal Texas-style meat, G-bread and beat-up tatoes.  But secrets have their place...Then a few dashes, shakes and a couple of sprinkles, voila we have creativity...C.G.M

-ENJOY-

Hot Chocolate Baby Rum

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