Louisiana Breakfas $piced Fried Rice...

Whatttt, wait, nooo, Fried Rice in the AM?  Well, grandma always said getcho best in the mornings!  I woke up before the sun had time to brighten the gloomy sky and stretch out its gleaming rays, thinking Asian baby...Whereas, you see how my mixed thoughts turned out...added a few splashes of Negro suds, a garlic paste, unsalted butter, and ladies plus gents we have it... snausages and bed of yummy!  Hello, onlookers, thx for your time, most of all may the heavens bless those tummies.