Friday, March 31, 2017

Ranch Style BlackTino 3 Meat Lovers Meal...



Just imagine, I'm not even Latino, although, somewhat similar...Simply put, #GetchoMexicanOn...Slap a pork belly, a flat iron man steak and all the helpings in a crockpot. Then, let the goodness of flavors rest together in 1 piece. Drain some chili beans, so that the sauce is not overwhelming.  Snag a couple of Louisiana stuffed hotlinks, fry in a pan of wild Spanish rice, with green taco sauce.  The Veggies I thinly sliced, are of the rainbow pepper family and added green celery, instead of the normal crunch.  At last, garnish with lemon and hit the beach.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

8th Street BBQ Country Boys+SideKicks...

I would like to apologize for the longer wait between shows...I mean I missed you guys 2!  How about a delicious BBQ with a family/friends day.  Stuff Some Jalapeno in the cornbread and light those boys up.  Then toss some ranch style baked beans with a sweet Hawaiian sauce...Take hold of them their country boys, Linem'up on a seriously hot grill.  And have at it...Don't 4 get the homemade BBQ secret sauce of yours?

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Cherry Salsa Stuffed BBQ Bird+Chili/Black Bean 2 Grain Fried Rice...



It has been awhile, But I'm Black...I Mean Back, LMBO...So Simplistically put, I Stuffed this bird with a special Michigan flare, given to Shara and then hand down to the chef.  I would graciously like to give a shout out to Bill/Nancy K. for traveling with something so dangerous.  It kicked-up my bird more than a notch.  I took over an air fryer, handcuffed some chili/black beans and long grain wild rice had a fight with Reggie or regular white rice.  I am going mad with food.  Whatttt is going on!

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Sweet Potato Cracker Snack...

Get up, if you are not already.  Go 2 the store and buy some sweet potato cracker chips...Someone put me in the game with this delicious treat.  Then add your favorite sides of fresh power.

Snackem' Attack Crackers And Friends...


My lazy day of creating something for all.  This is for your snack attacks. Enjoy owning your late night or early afternoon crave.  If this is not a hit at a sleepover...then IDK, lol...

Friday, March 17, 2017

Spanish Chili 2 Style Chicken Adobo Fried Rice Sundae...

Hopefully, allz well witcha folks...I got nothing, my fingers are burning another one this dark day. But here's a change of pace; Check it, the Philipines meets #Mexheeco.  Also A Trail-Mixed Salad.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Louisiana Double Dip Hot-Sauced Wing Tower...

Deep fried wingz, seduced by  a cayenne, garlic, butter, hot sauce and parsley sourdough tower.

#KickedUPCreamCheeseCookieMuffitnTop...


Happy SONDAY!  Hit me with the best shot and fire will be on its way. All I concocted was a wee bit of whiskey, a splash of Welches grape, Rubyred fruit, and Florida orange juices.  And they willing joined forces, creating the black pepper pink pussy-cat/cayenne infused shoot 'em up shot.  This breakfast is a power-punch on the fly.  I am not a DR., yet, but take one shot of this, some b12s and my soon to be famous #KickedUPCreamCheeseCookieMuffitnTops, but don't call in the morning..."2getherWeThrive." C.G.M

Friday, March 10, 2017

Purple Urkel Open Face Grilled Stew...


'This is the day that the Lord hath made, I will rejoice and be glad', I ate...Who say's stay inside!  Well let's have an open face grilled stew.  Enjoy the peace.

Jalapeno 4 Cheese Fatback Meatloaf Burger...

Good Friday, you beautiful peeps!  'Welcome to Carlo's burger, "How may I take your order?" Not much to verbally express here, but damn...

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Big Texas Beef Pot Roasted/Pork Loin Grilled Cheese!



I'ma keep this story short!...Lots of LUV and LABOR, you can only get this here!  Talk about slow cooked roast beef, pork loin, rainbow peppers and straight-up Chee sss EEE...'Becoming'!

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Simply The Beast Of Trenched Subwiches+Mesquite Honey Onion Circles...

Italian sausage links, whiskey/scotch meatballs, pulled pork loin and shredded sirloin steak? But waitttt...politely bash all the above concoctions in a peaceful crockpot until all are married, having their split different tenderness.  I started making love to this dish about 11:30 am AZ time...currently, the clock strikes 4:45 as this is being pre-written, shit being bored waiting on this master subwich; gotta do something with my ADHD considered.  Hold up if you order now, you'll get a side of beer battered soaked mesquite blossom honey handmade onion rings, with a sour cream french onion horseradish mustard dip....Also, just wanted to give a shout out to the black label J.W, Sierra Nevadas Tropical Tornado, and Superstition Meadery...they added crazy life to my masterpiece fo-shizzle. This is not your little guys subwich but welcomes the equal opportunity.  Well, I am back from the war kitchen with an overstuffed belly. And in my biased opinion, this beast will challenge 'Man vs. Food'... come get this bad mother!



Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Jalapeno Infused No Egg Fried Chicon' Limbs...


"If the offering is a burnt offering from the herd, you are to offer a male without defect. You must present it at the entrance to the tent of meeting so that it will be acceptable to the Lord." So we have 'FRIED CHICKEN'...beer battered, no egg, white wine vinegar, half+half and jalapeno juice.  Can I get an AMEN!

Spicy Con Queso Pancake Burger...

Wake up Phoenicians, it's going to be a scorching day, well least for my blood...so start out strong! Try a morning fat burger, buttered buff pancake buns with a side of dark milk...chocolate just in case the noggin is not comprehending the metaphor, LMFAO. Anywho get some meat! And I appreciate all of you! "2gether We Feast Better." C.G.M

Monday, March 6, 2017

Spiked-UP Meat-Ball-Cock-Tail Stroken-Off...'yes he did'...C.G.M

So just killed my walk with the dogs and what better option of revitalizing energy than some delicious carbs!  They soaked, they fried, they swam in a bowl of garlic onion sour cream plus alfredo sauce.  Added a shot of rich Puerto Rican clear rum, toast some thangs up and voila a cocktail for lunch, hope it helps the fire..."In Order 2 Have Genuine Peace It Must Derive From The Core." C.G.M

Romano Red Pepper Parmesan Fingers And Raisin Slaw...

Gooday to all you wonderful souls.  It was an interesting yesterday, I must sigh through this one...because, I had a taste for some KFC and was utterly let down. The cleanliness of this Chandler's joint was a mess, I blogged it, so hopefully it gets addressed.  Anyway, as you can see I went home frustrated, gasless and time wasted. But, no fear I made my freaking own batch.  Shit, my rendition is way better!

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Vanilla Rum Big Flappy+Bacon Grilled Steak!...




Good-Sunday is upon us and ready to shine down on the unhappy spirits, blessing them with this marvelous spectacle.  So sunny-side it up, sear, fry and bake your way to heaven!  "If You Like Me, Then I like You."  C.G.M

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Devin Bookers GoldN' Boy Double Stack Burger!

Today is a new life for many of us and why not start the day with GOLD!  It's not just 'gold in them there hills'...Meatloaf fat burgers only visit once in a blue moon, so don't blink!  This is for the PHX SUNS golden boy DBooker.  He has that golden touch, coupled with that mixed golden skin, lmao! We are on the up with our b2b double stacked win! #GOorange...C.G.M

Friday, March 3, 2017

Pete's Show Me The Heat Birthday Baby Backs...

I started from the bottom, now I'm near...I will just say smash a rack of ribs down this crockpots throat, with all these ingredients: OJ, Pineapple, Cranberry, lime, Jalapeno and apple juices.  Then add ass buster, Louisiana, Tapatio, red taco sauce, dirty sue, Worcestershire, whiskey, red wine vingar, brown sugar and vanilla extract. When halftime comes, about 1hr on HI, flip for a second round.  At the 2ndhr of class add the bacon, grilled trinity of veggies. I would suggest sitting another hour so that the love increases.  If you like, also make some homemade red buttermilk potato chip match fries.  As a dip, take all the leftover goodness...blend with baby rays bbq sauce and take it away.  Happy Bday PDub!  "If We Don't Try, Why Bother?'  C.G.M

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Veggie Grilled White Wine Jalapeno Infused Pizza Pie




What the hell is going on here!...Ok,, since your curiosity, is twisting my rubber arm, lmao....Anywho, all one has to do for this creation is have patience, soul, and love beyond the different.  So, grill some bigger slices of the 'Holly Trinity' thang, Prego garlic+herb/taco/hot sauces, fresh mushrooms, dressing olives, minced jalapeno cubes, cilantro, cayenne/black pepper, and bury it on the canvas pie. Brush passionately around the edges with some juice of the Jpeno's/softened butter and Xtra Olive all over.  Apply a generous first layer from the mixed mild cheese society; repeat half way through the bake on 425d. When the clock strikes 20 min, cautiously turn up to a broil for 5 min, creating that burnt overlay.  "Thank The Heavens 4 An Abundance, But Not The Abundance Of Boredom."...C.G.M

Hot Chocolate Baby Rum

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