Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Blackexican Enchanted-Ladas Fiesta+Spicy Chicon Sticky Rice...





GoodAM! All I have to say is 'Got Latino' in ya...Hola Como estas amigos...Estoy bien, y tu? Lo que una parte de mirada sabroso...Muchas gracias!

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Pan Seared Spicy Chili Dogz...


Happy Sunday, get the hell out funday...Man O' Man it is a sexy 59D in the AZ desert.  Today is an oldieeee but goody, that straight-up American idol.  No more words, just eyeball them guys, lol.  Need a private cook and more, feel free to entertain this dude, because my disabilities won't hold me back from COOKING=PLEASING=FRIENDSHIPS!..C.G.M

Saturday, January 28, 2017

A Chipotle Style 'Ass Buster' Chicon, Beef Shrimp Cocktail Soup...

I hope the day is going well for all you children of the heavens!  Let us pray to the fire gods for her hotness!  Long preparation story, however, I'll keep it short.  Just toss in a mixed specialty veggie bag with all helpings, beans of choice, but these are derived from the kidney family, some egg noodles, sticky rice, thin beef tips, shredded chicken and peep the rest above.  Lots of care and love will come from the stomach after indulging, shit I'm positive much ailments will be healed or excreted thereafter, LMAO.  I also invited the primary actor of this motionless picture: 'Ass Buster', please say hi...HI and happy H-Eating...

Hawaiian Passion Fruit Sweet Cornbread And Porridge...


As the sun orbited around the moon and my 43yrs of age began passing, I pondered what would Waldo do...Actually, on the real, it was this kicked-up-a-notch porridge; this isn't for any of the 'Three Bears' or 'Little Ms. Muffet', but they might tear through it, LOL. So what had happened wassss, salted butter, brown sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, cayenne, chili and black pepper conquered this tasty sweet-heat cornbread!  But wait, the star of the show issss...Hawaiian Passion fruit? A special thanks and shout-out to Pete+Shara for literary purchasing this on their recent vacation. "When the time arrives we will all hold hands and eat together." C.G.M

Friday, January 27, 2017

Asia+Mexico Have A Baby Fried Spicy Roll Fiesta...



Hello and 'TGIF!"  Well, for those of you that are working hard.  As I glance upon this work of art, sometimes I can't believe where my skills come from, lol.  This is a quicky appiteaser so enjoy!  So jus stuff, fry and feel your tongue burning.  Once I hit my 50th post or 1500 hits and funds I might just start a full-blown how not to cook video!  Keep viewing or fly me out to make for you!  Today we live, 2morrow we give and now we EAT!

Thursday, January 26, 2017

5 Heat Deep Fried Mongolian Style Chicon Chimi...

Gooday all you beautiful beings!  Does anyone love deep frying🙋, me 2!  This squared chimi is stuffffed...Please adjust the eyes to the below love and soul pixels, appreciating the duration it took to reel this fat baby aboard.  And then, throw a party with a Mongolian Beef Veggie mixtape, freestyle some Kidney Beans, Chicon Breast and stir thingz up a bit...or a lot!  Make it a great day my friends, stay eating.



Monday, January 23, 2017

A Fiery Mandarin Spinach Garden+Pulled Pork/Hot-Link Potato Martini...


This crisp cold air drove into town and shook some thangz up within the AZ hot lands.  So how about we, "BamBam", this Spicy dish!  Can we say, please give us the recipe, sorry not quite yet?  I hope to remake all these creative dishes someday soon; when my beach-staurant dream aligns with the stars.  However, here is a mild hint: Make a tasty pork belly sweat, mine was done by the Air Fryer himself, but one can shred down their porky how they may...then oil-up a veggie garden with garlic+herb spices, pickled ginger, already made mixed tequila, apple cider, pineapple, mandarin oranges, lemon, key lime and jalapeno juices. Then toss with Gochu, onion salt, red pepper flakes, Extra O.  Last but not least, sprinkle with oregano, tyme, sage, and cilantro!  This sexy garden salad will finish as the hero on your table.  Have a wonderful, calming sleep and I appreciate all people. 

Caliente Sweet Peppered Loin Chops...

I just wanted to say may the morning bring you sugar plums and pork chops for a power lunch, whenever that may be for your wonderful country!🙋...LMAO!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Pork-Belly White Sauced Salzkartoffeln Upgrade!...

Helloooo you sexy people, hopefully, the weekend is balanced with peace.  I have been Ncognegro, because of my Bday weekend extravaganza!  Honestly, this was a relaxing party and not many firecrackers were invited.   So let's turn the channel 2 FOOD!  Well, if there is something you've been missing in this life, it's a White Sauce Potatoe Stew...Pork belly style, that's right Germany I'm stirring up your boiled tatoe's dish. I don't have much to say here, but "Make It A Bless Day"...and enjoy this LOVE, as the cold will be chillaxing in town for a few days.  P.S, I do private homecare send me a care shout- out!

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Spicy Spit-Fire Strawberry Lemon-Lime Chocolate Crepe omelette!...






It's a dark and interesting morning, I must be humble or an explosion will happen this earlier AM! I got nothing, but a silky Coco Spicy Crepe Omelette. Everyone say, Mmmmm...May your day continue as planned.  Thanks kindly for your time.

Monday, January 16, 2017

911 Gochu Jang Fiery Cajun Skrimp+Thai Pad Noodles...

Many of you lovely creatures from the Heavens say hello to...#WowwwShebaSheba!!!!  Talk and salivate over Pulled Pork Belly, Smoked Hot-Links, Browned-Sugared Ham Chunks, and the bully of them all, Fiery Cajun Shrimp.  And of course, some secret special thangz...Trying to become someone's lucky down for whatever private home COOK or CHEF.  Come sweat and get some hot ENERGY!

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Jalapeno Double-Bagged Chilli Beefy Boys...



What the heezee is taking place here, you ask?  Well take a closer zoom and see how easy this is to make.  Blake, one of the kids I am blessed to reach out 2 by means of honest mentorship, ate 2 sets...whatttt!  The idea of these double dutch boys derived from a Wienerschnitzel craving.  And, for those that aren't cognizant of what a schnitzel is, google on the information highway.  However, my version is going to jail for murdering palate and holding taste buds hostage.  Just toss all dry/wet items in a Gotham pan only, JK, any one will do, lol.  Seriously, marry mesh with heat, grill all Beefy boys then force them into their Potato-Bun sleeping bag.  I would suggest fresh Cilantro, Lemon and a few squeezes of Jalapeno Juice. That's all folks, let the kids enjoy.  O'ooo any desert will work for side kicking.





Saturday, January 14, 2017

CowBoys Black-Bean 4-Meat Lovers Chili Stew!




Thank you all for being so patient and providing an energy platform for me to showcase my artistic landscape of pure cooking LOVE.  This is a pixel style recipe dedicated to Breeze W, she recommends posting a favorite as a first.  So, just utilize all the ingredients shown above; ZOOM if necessary.  So check it, quick bullet points: The main culprits are as follows: So I sorta cheated, lmao...I used an air fryer to crust this rock frozen Pork-Roast and slash time, but make sure of crisp with whatever one uses.  Then it chilled in Tomato Bisque, Worscheshire, Beef /Chicon Broth, a type of Butter, Extra O, plus Lemon Juice.  These liquidz had their own pow-wow.  Nonetheless, the coating suffocates for more tenderness.  Next, Smack all Ribeyes, Ground Beef, and onions as seen, seared-up baby.  Suggest leaving in all the fatty omega.  This all happening while the dry seasonings/herbs were crock-potting calmly. Anywho the Hot-Links are a special guest, but you know how VIPs procrastinate...However, at the door crying to join, was Greeny Onion and Honey Lady Cured Hammy...she so FLY!  Mesh all, eat, pray and be sloppy.  The 3 teen overnight party sleepers, said, "Awesome, never tasted Chilli like this shit." Whereas, shit is slang for DA BOMB!...Toast some Hawaii Sweet Buns, grace with Maple Syrup, Cinnamon, Red Pepper andddd, Butter.  They didn't stand a chance.  Calling all Beautiful ladies and Handsome Fellas who are or maybe parents...Make this and be the weekend hero...The race is over, set-up all the yumminess of the finale below#2getherWeWin!..C.G.M




Thursday, January 12, 2017

Amberbock Spicy Mustard Chicon Breast...

As the clouds drive through in a calming surrender, the skies light began to blur out, I say to myself, self...how about a few vices and distresses, who's down...Beer, Blount, Booze and your Besty later...if one gets my drift? Well, anyways maze, this pretty gal rested 24hrz in a Mustard Spicy Chicon Broth with Cayenne, Cumin, Red Chilli Paste, and a Dark Bock. Then smothered it with an Onion-Sour Cream as a moisture and powdered her with plenty of Garlic Cilantro Herbed Flour.  Simply drown in Bacon/Butter Fat, deep south fry and voila! Oooh snap, the Lakers/Spurs game will be showing soon so much love but gotta bounce.  Thanks for your time, good nite.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

FireyRoastedPepperedChiconVeggieMedley...

Hey yall, I hope this day brought you wealth and an abundance of peace.  I wasn't going to post because my DDD is flaring-up double time these calming evenings. So why not some heat 4 hire, that ought to help heal my aches, woes, shakes etc...Well, mostly my tummy, LMAO...who wants some tho 🙋? If you would like some 420 fire, say hello to me compadre.  May whatever or whomever entity believed as your savior cast goodness on the body and forever balance a #BoldHealthyLifeStyle!...C.G.M

Spiked-UP Spanish Italian Crusted Chicon Parmesan Pilaf...



Gooday and most of all may the universe bring your moments of stressfulness to a sudden halt.  This mixed fiesta is a mood changer and should offer much peace, serenity or relaxation to the taste buds... Oooh, I don't think soooo, she is on fire with an Asian Red Gari Chilli Paste, Red Pepper Flakes, Red Cayenne Powder and Red Louisiana Hot Sauce. Let the endorphins say #YesYes! Also, I happily invited over a dashing Italian Parmesan Crusted Breast and Texas, the Bacon Garlic Cheese Toast made whoopie with my rice.  Geeeez is all I got left, so take delight, relish or just breathe...Wake up to some much-needed, hot juicy love.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Spicy Crazy Carnitas Pinto Bean 7 Layer Cheez Dip...


It's Tuesday morn and the skies are still napping, moon chillaxing.  What moods of Mother Nature will she bestow upon these grumpy lands?  Does she dare wake up my senses with that southern bell, ooooh noooo sail me towards the plethora of many beautiful borders; what is going down!  Let's all shout it together...Carnitas Bean And Cheez Dip!  Think of the new '7 Wonders Of The World', uhmmmm way better...how about we take a pork loin and wash, baby and spoil your holiness for 6 hours in a crockpot.  Then add 2 types of legumes; Pinto and the pimps and Refried Ritas.  We then married an Asian mixed veggie bag with 7, you guessed right mixed CHEESES! And...my secret earthy, hot and tangy spice of goodness under the core of this happy pile will have the tongue going bananas. P.S...thx again for the support, you guys are #JustGreat!

Monday, January 9, 2017

Jambalaya Black Beans Fried Rice And Mediterranean Veggie Bowl...




This looks like a beginning of a masterpiece, I just don't know what to make, lol...Hmmm, well they say black people always think about Chicon, but that is not true, we think of all fatty foods.  Nonetheless, I conjured up something we can all "Get Along" with and shed some pounds, without compromising the boldness.  My prayers brought unto me a colorful Black Bean Jambalaya Fried Rice and Mediterranean Veggie Bowl.  The journey of tasting an abundance of flavors led my plate down the Southern waters and adjacent to the thin Islands.  Take it all in!

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Miami Dolphins Heat Me-UP Fire Red Milk Stout Hot BBQ Limbs

Hello, miss me..."Dido", well I dreamed of you lovely people my supporters while gazing into the stars about these Bloody Stout Sloppy Wings...And, these bad boys are packing some heat!  Nevertheless, they had no worries all nite chillaxing in a crock pot batch of Cayenne Buttered Hot Sauce, Red Onions, Red Wine Vinegar and Red Peppers! Someone call the fire department, grab milk, water or even a friend, these are consumed by fire...Then half-way through these fall-off-the-bone-succulents, pour some love of Wet Milk Stout unfermentable lactose...Poorboy enjoy, this Stout is no longer a descendant of the Porter, but has earned its taste...P.S, this dish is for my Dolphins...#GreatSeason...C.G.M

Friday, January 6, 2017

Maple Syrup Bacon+Mr. Samuel Baths', "Toaster Crumpets" Spread With Honey Spiced Grape Jammy...

Good morning, I'm so glad that everyone has survived another fast paced world of stressful spirits and physical demons.  I must say, we are all beyond blessed, especially on this ravishing, yet wonderful planet.  The sounds of rumbling thunder slapped my brain awake in a panic frenzy this AM! Noooo, seriously I was pissed no early morning courtesy, lol.  Whereas some colorful words crossed my earlier start of this day, but a quick boomerang of positives changed my outlook and increased my smile scale.  #YesYes...Some Maple Syrup Baconnnn..., a scrumptious healing swine helped wear down the anxiety!!!!  And...Cayenne Garlic Sausage...And...Peppered Brown Sugared Ham...And...ya'll get the jest🙋. Then laid aside my Cinamon Barcadi Rum HotCocoCoffee, I welcomed aboard Mr. Samuel Baths', "Toaster Crumpets!" Go ahead say it with me...#AMEN$.  "Make It A Great One, Eat"...C.G.M

Killer Nut Brown-Spiced BBQ Meats & Southern Dirty Sue Creamy Scalloped Tatoes

As the night crawled over into the morning and the house was calm. The fish doing what they do, cats being pussies, dogs snoring, the lazy teen dreaming and my beautiful not so oldies sleeping peacefully. I said to myself, self-go to flippN' sleep, but because of my new found food friends supporting me I wanted to leave yall with a weekend beast meal. This will be my last post...today, lol!  Now this ain't no surprise dish, just a whole bunch of plain old BBQ happiness, Louisiana Red Peper Sausage, some Dirty Sue White Gravy Scalloped Tatoes, Vanilla Nut Brown Ale with Honey Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and some Cummin heat joined the party for the fruition of this BBQ sauce.  Happy killing the grill this weekend!!!!

Thai Me Up Fire Red Chilli Chicon Celly Logs...

The year hath cometh quickly and my creative landscaping is becoming a passionate release of my pains...So, how about a taste of the tropical beaches as opulence will never escape these royal grounds of Thai...A few dashes of Curry, Fire Red Chili Paste, and some Redwine Vinegar Oil showering with love can't hurt the taste buds.  Then bless the marinated Chicon Breast with Sharp Cheddar Chee and Jalapeno Juice...woohoo, what to do?  I say don't share or maybe...Please take that shot of Cubano Rum for yourself!

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Drunken' Crispy Rice & Baby-Boy Ribs With A Sweet-Chilli Spicy Reduction

In a better past of Nov 2016, I concocted these Drunk Baby Back Ribs.  I normally have more to say, but this will be simply put.  I strangled these little Cutie Oranges for their sweet nectar juices.  Then with a shot-splash of Rum, Whiskey, and a special Sweet Chilli marinade, something magical formed. The only reason for an Extra Crispy Brown-Fried Rice Bed was for looks...naw just kiddng, the rice played the side bitch.  "We enjoy, most when pleasured", soooo EAT-UP. Good-nite and may peace be our balance!...C.G.M

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Chicon Chilli Paste Fire Crackers, Jalapeno Peanut Butter and Swee+Sour Red Wine Vinegar appiteasers...


I first would like to apologize for what is about to happen, the emotions erupting are understood and these dishes side with you guys!  This is just ridiculous, huh?   My primary quest was to fry, but shit didn't go down.  Please forgive me and thus you're free from envy.  Hey, the crazy part is this should've never been created.  I was just going to fry a fat daddy already crock-potted for 2nights, chicken breast and then introduce it to the bad dude fryer.  Shara, the share queen bought an air fryer, infrared, convection style gizmo.  Needless to say, we all felt a healthy vision in our future cooking endeavors with this; save all cholesterol device.  Long story short, a few hits from the master pipe, a Bacardi sip or 2 and check it!  If you are sipping already swallow some of this: a homemade Jalapeno Peanut Butter spread for the Celly Fingers, the Asian with the most Spicy Chili Paste, Almond Cheddar Chee, a sesame seed teriyaki/Swee+Sour/Red Wine Vinegar oil for the rollups...Woooo, say all in one breath! And remember, #WeWinWhatever2gether...C.G.M

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Crockpot-Seared Bacon Chicken Quesadillas Bar...

What a great 3rd of the NYR, besides my continuous spasms and sleep deprivation.  This family makes couch surfing memorable.  I couldn't pass out all night/day, not even after token or many shots! Needless, my thoughts were scrambled and the only thing that crossed my mind was food.  All morning I cleaned and later my family from another mother, also cleaned; their plates!  I love these beautiful people and here's your Quesadilla bar!  Can't we all just get along...C.G.M

Hot Chocolate Baby Rum

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