Chicon Chilli Paste Fire Crackers, Jalapeno Peanut Butter and Swee+Sour Red Wine Vinegar appiteasers...

I first would like to apologize for what is about to happen, the emotions erupting are understood and these dishes side with you guys!  This is just ridiculous, huh?   My primary quest was to fry, but shit didn't go down.  Please forgive me and thus you're free from envy.  Hey, the crazy part is this should've never been created.  I was just going to fry a fat daddy already crock-potted for 2nights, chicken breast and then introduce it to the bad dude fryer.  Shara, the share queen bought an air fryer, infrared, convection style gizmo.  Needless to say, we all felt a healthy vision in our future cooking endeavors with this; save all cholesterol device.  Long story short, a few hits from the master pipe, a Bacardi sip or 2 and check it!  If you are sipping already swallow some of this: a homemade Jalapeno Peanut Butter spread for the Celly Fingers, the Asian with the most Spicy Chili Paste, Almond Cheddar Chee, a sesame seed teriyaki/Swee+Sour/Red Wine Vinegar oil for the rollups...Woooo, say all in one breath! And remember, #WeWinWhatever2gether...C.G.M