Miami Dolphins Fire Wings + Onion Garlic Cayenne Mashed Tatoes

Well, what a fantastically hot damn day!  So, why not some more fire.  It is baseball season and either you are out basting or frying in this AZ sizzler.  Anywho, how about some friendly fried wings and some fresh onion/garlic & cayenne mixed mashed tatoes!  This is a very basic fry, "even a caveman can do it!" So, do the egg wash thingy...be sure to pour some beer in with the wet batter, for the homies. Preheat the medium pot so that the oil doesn't burn.  Channel your basic frying techniques, but add the hot sauce before and after the wings are crispy.  Then, steam, don't boil them Russel potatoes with butter, EVOO, Italian dressing; until you can stick a fork in it. Check for that fluffy flaking appearance...add some even shakes of a ranch, a half bar of salted butter; invite some chives+paprika, pour a cold one...and just relax.