Pete's Show Me The Heat Birthday Baby Backs...

I started from the bottom, now I'm near...I will just say smash a rack of ribs down this crockpots throat, with all these ingredients: OJ, Pineapple, Cranberry, lime, Jalapeno and apple juices.  Then add ass buster, Louisiana, Tapatio, red taco sauce, dirty sue, Worcestershire, whiskey, red wine vingar, brown sugar and vanilla extract. When halftime comes, about 1hr on HI, flip for a second round.  At the 2ndhr of class add the bacon, grilled trinity of veggies. I would suggest sitting another hour so that the love increases.  If you like, also make some homemade red buttermilk potato chip match fries.  As a dip, take all the leftover goodness...blend with baby rays bbq sauce and take it away.  Happy Bday PDub!  "If We Don't Try, Why Bother?'  C.G.M

Veggie Grilled White Wine Jalapeno Infused Pizza Pie

What the hell is going on here!...Ok,, since your curiosity, is twisting my rubber arm, lmao....Anywho, all one has to do for this creation is have patience, soul, and love beyond the different.  So, grill some bigger slices of the 'Holly Trinity' thang, Prego garlic+herb/taco/hot sauces, fresh mushrooms, dressing olives, minced jalapeno cubes, cilantro, cayenne/black pepper, and bury it on the canvas pie. Brush passionately around the edges with some juice of the Jpeno's/softened butter and Xtra Olive all over.  Apply a generous first layer from the mixed mild cheese society; repeat half way through the bake on 425d. When the clock strikes 20 min, cautiously turn up to a broil for 5 min, creating that burnt overlay.  "Thank The Heavens 4 An Abundance, But Not The Abundance Of Boredom."...C.G.M

Mozzarella Stuffed Steak Pizza Quesadilla...

What will the day be without immigrants!  We definitely will feel the wrath on our plates.  All this hoopla over something that the heavenly father has desinged?  Don't forget we all will #DieHumans..."Eat, Drink, Be Free And Be Around Who Wants You." C.GM

Zatarain's Golden Potato Sassy Stew kabobs...

When this all started, I could not have imagined the blustery kabob forecast that blew aboard our kitchen shores.   Shara, the caring queen did the prep-work, every so reluctantly I might say, LMAO.  But she fought through the storm graciously with gratitude.  As these dressed up babies marinated in some Zesty Zatarain's marinade, red wine vinegar, bourbon, scattered with garlic/herb mix, tajin, and sprinkled cracked black+red pepper, we almost starved waiting. Then before Pete mastered the brush fire, I married the couples with a jalapeno butter/Extra O and Ms. Dirty Sue topped them off!  At the last min, I was like Oooh shit what happen to sides!  Well, the light bulb flashed a quick thought of conjuring up some cloned vanilla cinnamon baked beans...Can we raise the roof for family friendly love!🙋

E&J Cantonese Hot Sauced Stir Fry...

Gooday Saturday, wake up to health! Who says breakfast is the most important meal?  Well I say, it is...because after fighting all of these spiritual battles and demons in my dreams, starving about sums it up. Neither there or here,  'Wok' up to this Chinese favorite. Talk about a whole lotta physical love.  So toss all the above ingredients in the Cantonese vessel, a special deglazing E+J and boost that immune system for getting out!

Kick Me In The AZZ Spicy Champagne LiquidFast!...

This old man he plays drinks, he plays drinks anytime of the week, with a nick knack morning snack...anyone can drink, this old man loves his drank...Rise-Up from the physical body, get ready as she will dance on and tantalize that dry mouth syndrome, this is for you!  So here is the quick fix: Surrender equal amounts; of fresh squeezed coalesced berries, in other terms pineapples, cranberry juice, vodka, add a full shot-glass of champagne, a splash of clamato, Keywest lime, rum, dash some red cayenne/black pepper, celery/mediterranean sea salts, tajin and scatter abroad. As I am finalizing this sexy gal..., Shara said,"I have fresh mint in the garden"...pssst 'that's all she wrote'.  Yes, I also make drinks that heal...#LiquidEnergy! "The More We Eat, The Happier We Can BE"...C.G.M

Naughty Fiery Carne Asada-Carnitas Croissant Garden...

'In the beginning, there was',...nothing compared to this dervish pleasure in the garden of A+E. This is a very naughty salad with a rough meaty background, LMAO. Then seduce the arena with a glass of OJ Champagne.  "We Eat, Sleep...Then We Rise'."...C.G.M

Off The F*Bone Chicon+Chunk Steak+Hamburger+Bacon Taco Bar...

It all started with an early morning puff or 3, a prayer, meditation and a shot of rum-coffee on an outrageously beau day. The idea was to whip together a Carne Asada taco family friendly dish. Halfway through marrying all the herbs spices, wine and more my wondering thoughts overrode the taste buds for a Latin Monday. Whereas, casting a spell on my taste buds to conjure up bbq chicken baked beans, onion strings and a hearty fat steak on the grill.  However, the crockpot didn't give up the battle, fighting aggressively... low and behold the 'Nobel Eat Prize' was won by TACO BAR MONDAY..because as an Aquarius I got bored; shot some ball, did martial arts, rode the bike etc. Therefore, not feeling the smoke, standing, shit and other stuff. So before I burned myself out, I crock-potted all the wonderful immigrant mixes, broke down a chunk steak, let the chicken fall off the bone, fried the hamburger with bacon...labored the white corn tortillas to a fry bath, decorated and we did the #FamilyFriendMeal..damnnnnn you have to entertain these bad ladies of love.

Stuffed Jalapeno-Onion Brown Gravy Burger

Have you been craving a different bold burger?  Well, the long years of spinning around the planet for a scrumptious firey pattie has come to an end.  Check out this onion, jalapeno and gravy stuffed the burger.  I blew it up so the brown gravy can have its day view. Thanks for all the support, time and efforts out of your busy days to hit up my blog. Make it a great !...C.G.M 

No Yolk Bourbon Spicy Italian Meatball Melange A Trois lasagna...

This is off the rector scale of yumminess...Shara said, "leave it on the counter, I will most likely have some more!" And, Pete was speechless. I will just say, Watkins Whiskey, 5/5 sauces+Mexicans kinds of cheese and no yolk Asian egg noodles...The rest is S.O.C.K.S(translated; 'that is just the way it is'..."Be Together Or Loose Perspective."...C.G.M

Valentines Breakfast-Kabobs+Spicy Rum Coco/Strawberry Syrup...

Happy Love Day!  Once cultivated, chocolate became gold and has remained durably delicious ever since.  So, peep the ingredients below and make this for your boo for breakfast after sex!...Try deep frying bacon, cured ham cuts, and smoked sausage patties.  Make soft buttered eggs, sprinkle with unbleached flour for sturdiness.  Take all the above agents, adding your particular bite of chocolate taste, apply to sauce pan.  Bring to a boil, then simmer for 30 min. Make half-dollar-sized sweet pancakes, mirroring the sausage patties round shape. The eggs have been sitting for 5 min and should have a more solid handle. Then shishkabob all the goodness together, dash out some oreo cookie crumble and red pepper flakes, plate and say, 'That's Love!'...C.G.M