Crock-Potted WhiteWashed Gravy Meatloaf

Good bleeping AM, you beautiful species! Hopefully, today you'll rise from the boring shadows and bask in the sunny 75d of a tumbleweed state.  OOO my, what a site of salvation and a soul has gone up to the heavens.  Lets all just look and say 'OMG'...As one can see this whitewashed meatloaf is off the charts, but don't take my word.  It's actually easy to make: hamburger/sausage meat, cream mushroom, yellow onion, a McCormick season pack; only from the MacTavish Clans, just kidding it can be regular, LMAO...+onion and celery salts. Make your basic meat mesh, but the special V.I.P ingredients should be seasoned vegetable/wheat ritz crackers as tasty binding agents.Then simply snuggle over the aluminum bed, adjusting for lifting her out of the crockpot.  She should kick it on an HI level until the waning begins and brown takes over. Say Amen, and bless with lightly carmalized onions.  "The Day Will Never Be Different Unless We Change It." C.G.M