Welcome to the abyss of boldness and classic makeovers. Gallop aside my visions of marrying mixed-cultural EATZ and rock those abandoned taste buds with a "#WhoopThereItIs!!!"...As an at risk younging the lion shares of my existence, the curious rollercoaster of an orphaned mindset never escaped my traveled palate. So take a gander at some of these remixes... #MyFreshStlyes...C.G.M
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Pan Seared Spicy Chili Dogz...
Happy Sunday, get the hell out funday...Man O' Man it is a sexy 59D in the AZ desert. Today is an oldieeee but goody, that straight-up American idol. No more words, just eyeball them guys, lol. Need a private cook and more, feel free to entertain this dude, because my disabilities won't hold me back from COOKING=PLEASING=FRIENDSHIPS!..C.G.M
Saturday, January 28, 2017
A Chipotle Style 'Ass Buster' Chicon, Beef Shrimp Cocktail Soup...
I hope the day is going well for all you children of the heavens! Let us pray to the fire gods for her hotness! Long preparation story, however, I'll keep it short. Just toss in a mixed specialty veggie bag with all helpings, beans of choice, but these are derived from the kidney family, some egg noodles, sticky rice, thin beef tips, shredded chicken and peep the rest above. Lots of care and love will come from the stomach after indulging, shit I'm positive much ailments will be healed or excreted thereafter, LMAO. I also invited the primary actor of this motionless picture: 'Ass Buster', please say hi...HI and happy H-Eating...
Hawaiian Passion Fruit Sweet Cornbread And Porridge...
As the sun orbited around the moon and my 43yrs of age began passing, I pondered what would Waldo do...Actually, on the real, it was this kicked-up-a-notch porridge; this isn't for any of the 'Three Bears' or 'Little Ms. Muffet', but they might tear through it, LOL. So what had happened wassss, salted butter, brown sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, cayenne, chili and black pepper conquered this tasty sweet-heat cornbread! But wait, the star of the show issss...Hawaiian Passion fruit? A special thanks and shout-out to Pete+Shara for literary purchasing this on their recent vacation. "When the time arrives we will all hold hands and eat together." C.G.M
Friday, January 27, 2017
Asia+Mexico Have A Baby Fried Spicy Roll Fiesta...

Hello and 'TGIF!" Well, for those of you that are working hard. As I glance upon this work of art, sometimes I can't believe where my skills come from, lol. This is a quicky appiteaser so enjoy! So jus stuff, fry and feel your tongue burning. Once I hit my 50th post or 1500 hits and funds I might just start a full-blown how not to cook video! Keep viewing or fly me out to make for you! Today we live, 2morrow we give and now we EAT!
Thursday, January 26, 2017
5 Heat Deep Fried Mongolian Style Chicon Chimi...
Gooday all you beautiful beings! Does anyone love deep frying🙋, me 2! This squared chimi is stuffffed...Please adjust the eyes to the below love and soul pixels, appreciating the duration it took to reel this fat baby aboard. And then, throw a party with a Mongolian Beef Veggie mixtape, freestyle some Kidney Beans, Chicon Breast and stir thingz up a bit...or a lot! Make it a great day my friends, stay eating.
Monday, January 23, 2017
A Fiery Mandarin Spinach Garden+Pulled Pork/Hot-Link Potato Martini...
This crisp cold air drove into town and shook some thangz up within the AZ hot lands. So how about we, "BamBam", this Spicy dish! Can we say, please give us the recipe, sorry not quite yet? I hope to remake all these creative dishes someday soon; when my beach-staurant dream aligns with the stars. However, here is a mild hint: Make a tasty pork belly sweat, mine was done by the Air Fryer himself, but one can shred down their porky how they may...then oil-up a veggie garden with garlic+herb spices, pickled ginger, already made mixed tequila, apple cider, pineapple, mandarin oranges, lemon, key lime and jalapeno juices. Then toss with Gochu, onion salt, red pepper flakes, Extra O. Last but not least, sprinkle with oregano, tyme, sage, and cilantro! This sexy garden salad will finish as the hero on your table. Have a wonderful, calming sleep and I appreciate all people.
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Pork-Belly White Sauced Salzkartoffeln Upgrade!...
Helloooo you sexy people, hopefully, the weekend is balanced with peace. I have been Ncognegro, because of my Bday weekend extravaganza! Honestly, this was a relaxing party and not many firecrackers were invited. So let's turn the channel 2 FOOD! Well, if there is something you've been missing in this life, it's a White Sauce Potatoe Stew...Pork belly style, that's right Germany I'm stirring up your boiled tatoe's dish. I don't have much to say here, but "Make It A Bless Day"...and enjoy this LOVE, as the cold will be chillaxing in town for a few days. P.S, I do private homecare send me a care shout- out!
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Monday, January 16, 2017
911 Gochu Jang Fiery Cajun Skrimp+Thai Pad Noodles...
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Jalapeno Double-Bagged Chilli Beefy Boys...
Saturday, January 14, 2017
CowBoys Black-Bean 4-Meat Lovers Chili Stew!


Thursday, January 12, 2017
Amberbock Spicy Mustard Chicon Breast...
As the clouds drive through in a calming surrender, the skies light began to blur out, I say to myself, self...how about a few vices and distresses, who's down...Beer, Blount, Booze and your Besty later...if one gets my drift? Well, anyways maze, this pretty gal rested 24hrz in a Mustard Spicy Chicon Broth with Cayenne, Cumin, Red Chilli Paste, and a Dark Bock. Then smothered it with an Onion-Sour Cream as a moisture and powdered her with plenty of Garlic Cilantro Herbed Flour. Simply drown in Bacon/Butter Fat, deep south fry and voila! Oooh snap, the Lakers/Spurs game will be showing soon so much love but gotta bounce. Thanks for your time, good nite.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
FireyRoastedPepperedChiconVeggieMedley...
Hey yall, I hope this day brought you wealth and an abundance of peace. I wasn't going to post because my DDD is flaring-up double time these calming evenings. So why not some heat 4 hire, that ought to help heal my aches, woes, shakes etc...Well, mostly my tummy, LMAO...who wants some tho 🙋? If you would like some 420 fire, say hello to me compadre. May whatever or whomever entity believed as your savior cast goodness on the body and forever balance a #BoldHealthyLifeStyle!...C.G.M
Spiked-UP Spanish Italian Crusted Chicon Parmesan Pilaf...
Gooday and most of all may the universe bring your moments of stressfulness to a sudden halt. This mixed fiesta is a mood changer and should offer much peace, serenity or relaxation to the taste buds... Oooh, I don't think soooo, she is on fire with an Asian Red Gari Chilli Paste, Red Pepper Flakes, Red Cayenne Powder and Red Louisiana Hot Sauce. Let the endorphins say #YesYes! Also, I happily invited over a dashing Italian Parmesan Crusted Breast and Texas, the Bacon Garlic Cheese Toast made whoopie with my rice. Geeeez is all I got left, so take delight, relish or just breathe...Wake up to some much-needed, hot juicy love.
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Spicy Crazy Carnitas Pinto Bean 7 Layer Cheez Dip...
It's Tuesday morn and the skies are still napping, moon chillaxing. What moods of Mother Nature will she bestow upon these grumpy lands? Does she dare wake up my senses with that southern bell, ooooh noooo sail me towards the plethora of many beautiful borders; what is going down! Let's all shout it together...Carnitas Bean And Cheez Dip! Think of the new '7 Wonders Of The World', uhmmmm way better...how about we take a pork loin and wash, baby and spoil your holiness for 6 hours in a crockpot. Then add 2 types of legumes; Pinto and the pimps and Refried Ritas. We then married an Asian mixed veggie bag with 7, you guessed right mixed CHEESES! And...my secret earthy, hot and tangy spice of goodness under the core of this happy pile will have the tongue going bananas. P.S...thx again for the support, you guys are #JustGreat!
Monday, January 9, 2017
Jambalaya Black Beans Fried Rice And Mediterranean Veggie Bowl...
Sunday, January 8, 2017
Miami Dolphins Heat Me-UP Fire Red Milk Stout Hot BBQ Limbs
Hello, miss me..."Dido", well I dreamed of you lovely people my supporters while gazing into the stars about these Bloody Stout Sloppy Wings...And, these bad boys are packing some heat! Nevertheless, they had no worries all nite chillaxing in a crock pot batch of Cayenne Buttered Hot Sauce, Red Onions, Red Wine Vinegar and Red Peppers! Someone call the fire department, grab milk, water or even a friend, these are consumed by fire...Then half-way through these fall-off-the-bone-succulents, pour some love of Wet Milk Stout unfermentable lactose...Poorboy enjoy, this Stout is no longer a descendant of the Porter, but has earned its taste...P.S, this dish is for my Dolphins...#GreatSeason...C.G.M
Friday, January 6, 2017
Maple Syrup Bacon+Mr. Samuel Baths', "Toaster Crumpets" Spread With Honey Spiced Grape Jammy...
Good morning, I'm so glad that everyone has survived another fast paced world of stressful spirits and physical demons. I must say, we are all beyond blessed, especially on this ravishing, yet wonderful planet. The sounds of rumbling thunder slapped my brain awake in a panic frenzy this AM! Noooo, seriously I was pissed no early morning courtesy, lol. Whereas some colorful words crossed my earlier start of this day, but a quick boomerang of positives changed my outlook and increased my smile scale. #YesYes...Some Maple Syrup Baconnnn..., a scrumptious healing swine helped wear down the anxiety!!!! And...Cayenne Garlic Sausage...And...Peppered Brown Sugared Ham...And...ya'll get the jest🙋. Then laid aside my Cinamon Barcadi Rum HotCocoCoffee, I welcomed aboard Mr. Samuel Baths', "Toaster Crumpets!" Go ahead say it with me...#AMEN$. "Make It A Great One, Eat"...C.G.M
Killer Nut Brown-Spiced BBQ Meats & Southern Dirty Sue Creamy Scalloped Tatoes
As the night crawled over into the morning and the house was calm. The fish doing what they do, cats being pussies, dogs snoring, the lazy teen dreaming and my beautiful not so oldies sleeping peacefully. I said to myself, self-go to flippN' sleep, but because of my new found food friends supporting me I wanted to leave yall with a weekend beast meal. This will be my last post...today, lol! Now this ain't no surprise dish, just a whole bunch of plain old BBQ happiness, Louisiana Red Peper Sausage, some Dirty Sue White Gravy Scalloped Tatoes, Vanilla Nut Brown Ale with Honey Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and some Cummin heat joined the party for the fruition of this BBQ sauce. Happy killing the grill this weekend!!!!
Thai Me Up Fire Red Chilli Chicon Celly Logs...
The year hath cometh quickly and my creative landscaping is becoming a passionate release of my pains...So, how about a taste of the tropical beaches as opulence will never escape these royal grounds of Thai...A few dashes of Curry, Fire Red Chili Paste, and some Redwine Vinegar Oil showering with love can't hurt the taste buds. Then bless the marinated Chicon Breast with Sharp Cheddar Chee and Jalapeno Juice...woohoo, what to do? I say don't share or maybe...Please take that shot of Cubano Rum for yourself!
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Drunken' Crispy Rice & Baby-Boy Ribs With A Sweet-Chilli Spicy Reduction
In a better past of Nov 2016, I concocted these Drunk Baby Back Ribs. I normally have more to say, but this will be simply put. I strangled these little Cutie Oranges for their sweet nectar juices. Then with a shot-splash of Rum, Whiskey, and a special Sweet Chilli marinade, something magical formed. The only reason for an Extra Crispy Brown-Fried Rice Bed was for looks...naw just kiddng, the rice played the side bitch. "We enjoy, most when pleasured", soooo EAT-UP. Good-nite and may peace be our balance!...C.G.M
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Chicon Chilli Paste Fire Crackers, Jalapeno Peanut Butter and Swee+Sour Red Wine Vinegar appiteasers...
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Crockpot-Seared Bacon Chicken Quesadillas Bar...
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